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'UFO ROLLS' ARE HERE!

In a stunning turn of events, aliens from another planet have landed on the White House lawn and have been invited inside by President Biden himself. After a brief conversation,...

BREAKING NEWS: 'UFO Rolls' Arrive in Brooklyn!!

"Man, it was crazy," said local resident Tim Johnson. "I was just walking my dog when I saw this big ol' spaceship land in the park. I couldn't believe my...